I walked in the bathroom to check on my 3 year old this weekend and she looked up at me and said "The fucking bugs are back!"
!!!!!!
"The what?"
"Um, the bugs... are back."
"The WHAT bugs are back?"
"Fucking."
"We don't EVER say that word, little miss. Where in the world did you hear that word!?!?!"
(Please say daddy, please say daddy, please say daddy)
"The Little People"
"...The little people told you that word?"
Matter-of-factly: "Yes"
Which one of you did this? WHICH ONE!?!?! I demand someone tell me right now!!!
I lost it, totally laughed. I should've pulled out the bar of soap right then and laid down the law... but oh my god. The little people told her to say "fuck" !?!?! How do kids come up with this stuff? I mean, let's be honest here... she could've very well blamed me, but being the precious and intelligent child she is, she was gracious enough to not only lay the blame elsewhere, but to make me laugh at the same time! She's got me figured out already, I'm telling you.
This is my favorite shirt ever. It pretty much describes exactly how I feel about my hometown. Come on and try to tell me you don't love this shirt, or Fayetteville for that matter... even if you've never been here, it just screams me, right!?! Right.
Anyhow, I don't own it because I'm a respectable member of society and a mother and I can't very well go around wearing shirts that curse at people. Actually, none of that is true... I basically just haven't dropped $15 on it yet, and that's a damn shame.
But you know what- you won't have that problem.
Tell me your favorite "oops!" moment in the comments... either as a parent or a child.
I want to hear some juicy stories... Bad words, accidental walk-ins, the whole 9 yards. Did you (or your parents) lose it? Did you get your mouth washed out with soap or your hands smacked?
Tell me stories, best one wins free stuff from Rock City Outfitters, maker of this and many other lovely shirts.
*no guarantee of which shirt, just be a very happy little cupcake with whatever lovely gift you get, deal? though if you tell me in the comments which shirt is your favorite, i'll pass that along to the t-shirt fairies and we'll see if they can make it happen. fairies, like cursing toddlers, can be very gracious at times as well.
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